Here’s a common problem among cannabis consumers: It’s a beautiful day and you really want to get high, but you’re due at the office, or a social reception, or a family gathering. Is it too self-destructive to still light up? Not if you choose wisely!
In the pantheon of the great cannabis strains, there’s only one that doctors recommend when you need to be a sneaky smoker: Durban Poison. It sounds ominous, yes. But even though its African roots go back literally thousands of years, it remains some of the purest sativa you can buy at your neighborhood dispensary. That makes it special.
Durban Poison doesn’t electrify your brain into a mad beehive of paranoia, anxiety and stupidity. It turns the dial way down on visual and auditory distractions, and way up on energy and clarity. It gives you sharp eyes and a focused head in a crazy world. Joints of Durban Poison are like little espresso bombs, a jazzy way to spend your day.
Of course, no matter how chill the high is, you should always remember that you’re in an altered state. This will become obvious when you enter your client’s building and walk straight into an uproar. Well, no worries. You’re gliding on the sharpest buzz money can buy. You can handle it.
It turns out you’re late and the client wants you in her office immediately. Of course, no problem. Just a quick stop in the snackroom to grab some coffee and – ooh, they’ve got those Cheddar Jalapeno Goldfish, maybe just a quick handful. Life is good!
There’s some kind of non-stop shouting coming from the boss’ office. Is that your name being yelled? Maybe she’s not ready for you yet. Good thing you’re on top of this or you might be feeling anxious about now! OK. One more quick stop in the restroom to apply some Visine, and it’s time to dazzle with your magic.
You enter the office, and the client asks you to shut the door. She motions you to sit and then leans across the desk and glares at you before you can get your laptop out. “Your eyes are red!” she says. “People can’t seem to figure out if you’re high all the time or not. Are you??”
“Uh… What?”
“Listen to me! I don’t drink and I have to go to a wake tonight with in-laws who hate me. I’ll never get through it sober. Forget your presentation. This is more important.”
Ah! Now it’s clear. “Of course,” you say. “The old bake-at-wake, understood. Would I let you down?”
All that’s left is to open your silver cigarette case and hand your grateful client a little espresso bomb. Durban Poison – don’t leave home without it.
